♪♪ ♪♪ Jonathan: Catherine.
Catherine: [ Laughing ] Alicia: Head's up.
Looney Tunes is about to crack.
Where is my closer?
Giovana: Hey, Rebecca.
Bitch is yours, honey.
Jonathan: I love you so much.
I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
I want to look into your eyes for the rest of my life.
Alice: Get the shot!
Get in there!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Jonathan: Will you marry me?
Catherine: Yes.
Alice: Shoot the rock.
Shoot the rock.
I want to zoom in on the rock.
Man: 10-4.
10-4.
Alice: Where is my loser camera?
Loser cam.
Somebody get on the loser.
Jonathan: Is it big enough?
Catherine: [ Laughing ] Yes.
It's big enough.
It's perfect.
I'm gonna call my parents.
They're gonna be so excited.
Jonathan: They're gonna be ecstatic.
Alice: This is the big one, Rebecca.
Giovana: Bring it home, baby!
Or don't bother coming home.
Meredith: Goldberg is on her way to get Jessica.
Hold her.
I repeat -- hold.
Rebecca: Hey.
Jessica: You told me.
Rebecca: [ Voice breaking ] I'm so sorry.
He lied to me.
They lied to me.
Jess?
It's one more interview, and then you're done.
That's it.
[ Sobbing ] Jessica: [ Groans angrily ] I can not go on camera!
I will not go on camera!
Rebecca: Turn around.
You're fine.
Let's go.
Last one.
Last interview.
Let's do it.
Jessica: Oh, my God.
Rebecca: Watch your head.
Watch your head.
Rebecca: Okay.
Jessica: Okay.
Rebecca: How are you?
Jessica: I'm fine.
Rebecca: You're fine?
Jessica: I'm swell.
Rebecca: Jess, that's crazy.
Last night, you were saying you were in love with him.
Jessica: Okay.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Rebecca: No.
No, no.
Jess, you can't take your mike off.
Jessica: Mm.
Oh, well.
Whoops.
Rebecca: Hey.
You're the lawyer, huh?
You want to talk to me about the contract you signed?
Ben, can you, um, do the thing?
Jessica: Ow!
That hurt.
Just -- Rebecca: Okay.
I'm sorry.
I know you're tired.
We just have to talk about last night, and then you can totally go home.
Okay?
Jessica: Okay, well, I have been hostage and in that house for six weeks without a phone or a single piece of cultural ephemera.
I have been counting my eyelashes for fun, so can we just do this?
Rebecca: Yeah.
Let's totally do this.
Let's totally do this.
Um...
Okay, last night... You were, uh, talking to... Jonathan about how when you were little, you used to get scared of the dark.
Jessica: No, I'm not doing that.
Rebecca: No.
No, no, no, no.
This is a really sweet story.
We were all, like, tearing up back there.
Could we try it again?
It's just -- Okay.
Um, you were telling Jonathan that when you were -- Jessica: Becca, I'm not doing that.
Rebecca: Okay.
Hey.
No.
You know what?
Come here.
Come here.
Listen.
You are seriously, like, the smartest, truest person to ever be on this show, and America is going to love you.
But you have to let them.
You have to let them love you.
Okay?
Jessica: [ Voice breaking ] Whatever.
Just go.
Just go.
Rebecca: Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Um...
Okay, you told Jonathan that when you were little, you would get scared, and your dad -- Oh, your dad would, um, do this thing where he kind of pet your hair, and no one's done that since he, um...passed away.
And, um, last night, you told Jonathan about that, and... and he... he... Jessica: Was a perfect gentleman.
And I have had such a lovely time on this show.
Rebecca: He was a perfect gentleman.
And... ...he... Jessica: Was such a prince.
Rebecca: [ Voice breaking ] Jess, it's like I can't -- You can't go home unless you just tell me the story.
Can you just tell the story?
And then you can go home.
Just say the story.
Jessica: He was markedly polite.
Rebecca: You want to go home, Jess?
Like, ever?
Jessica: I don't know, Rebecca.
Do you?
[ Beep ] Meredith: Rebecca, Dr. Wagnerstein has something to tell you.
Dr. Wagnerstein: Rebecca?
Rebecca: Um... Just give me one second.
Yeah.
Go for Rebecca.
Dr. Wagnerstein: Hello, Rebecca.
This is Dr. Wagnerstein, show psychologist.
[ Feedback ] Rebecca: Yes, doctor.
I-I know who you are, and I copy you.
I have here my confidential psychiatric evaluation for subject 17a, and I found... a fear of intimacy due to the loss of her father.
Rebecca: Oh [bleep] Dr. Wagnerstein: Mother -- morbidly obese and living on disability.
Rebecca: Yeah, I met her.
Dr. Wagnerstein: Three hospitalizations due to extreme bulimia.
Suicide attempt at age 16, and... ...unexplained rehospitalization within the last year.
Rebecca: You let her on the show, huh?
[ Feedback ] Dr. Wagnerstein: Hello, Rebecca?
Do you copy me?
Rebecca: Copy.
Meredith: Are you choking out there, Bec-Bec?
All right, come on.
Let's just gut this... Rebecca: Sorry.
Um...
There was, like, a problem with the rigger... um, thing.
Anyway.
You know what?
I don't want to be doing this any more than you do.
Ben, cut.
Cut camera.
Stop rolling.
You know what?
Ahh.
It feels amazing.
[ Breathing heavily ] I need a drink.
Let's do it.
Come on.
Come on.
Jessica: Thank you.
Rebecca: Ahh!
Here.
To... firing myself.
[ Exhales sharply ] Oh!
[ Sighs deeply ] Jessica: [ Voice breaking ] I'm a lawyer.
I'm the only person in my family who can pay for -- Rebecca: Anything.
And your mom... Like, do you even want to go home?
Jessica: I wanted to go home.
I wanted to go home with him.
Rebecca: [ Sighs ] Come here.
Drink this.
Come on.
Sit up so you don't choke.
Drink it.
That skinny little... he chose.
Jessica: Oh, God.
Skinny... Rebecca: You could break her in half.
Jessica: Break her the...in half.
Rebecca: You totally could, right?
Jessica: I could break her the...in half.
Rebecca: What does she even eat?
Jessica: Just pills.
Rebecca: At least you take care of yourself.
Jessica: What do you mean?
Rebecca: Just mean I never see any of the girls in the house eating anything.
It's so great.
Always see you with, like, a healthy meal like a salad or whatever.
Jessica: What?
Rebecca: I just mean it seems like it's really important to you to...you know... eat.
Jessica: What are you saying?
Rebecca: Nothing.
It's totally normal, you know?
Jessica: Did he say something to you?
Rebecca: No.
I mean, not, like, super specifically.
It's not even necessarily about that, you know?
Jessica: Oh, my God.
Rebecca: Jess, who cares?
He's an...hole.
Jessica: Why aren't there scales in the house?
Rebecca: Because it doesn't matter.
Jessica: Did you weigh me?
Rebecca: What?
Jessica: Did you weigh me while I was sleeping?
Rebecca: What?
Jessica: Just tell me how much I am right now, because I was 118 when I walked through that front door, so just tell me how much I am right now.
Tell me how much I am right now.
Rebecca: It's a normal response to stress.
Jessica: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Rebecca: Jess, have you seen him?
I mean, have you seen me?
Jessica: No, no, no.
Rebecca: Hey, look at me.
Who are you really mad at, huh?
'Cause you are so...beautiful.
Jessica: I want to go home.
I'm gonna go home.
Rebecca: Jess.
Jessica: I'm gonna go home, and I am gonna get...married!
Rebecca: [ Whispering ] Follow her!
Follow her!
Follow her!
Jessica: [ Repeating ] ...married!
Meredith: It's Goldberg.
Giovana: Yeah, it is!
Ka-boom!
She was roadkill!
Meredith: And the conqueror of the universe is Goldberg!
Giovana: Yeah, it is!
Number-one!
Oh, God, that feels good!
Alicia: It never doesn't feel that good.
Giovana: It never doesn't.
She was roadkill!
Meredith: Oh, my God.
Let's put her head on a spike.
[ Birds chirping ] ♪♪ Harrison: Tonight on "The Bachelor," the drama continues starting right now.
Marie: You up early.
Pablo: Yeah.
Somebody's about to be doing the laundry.
There any food for me?
There's nothing left.
Marie: Shh.
Shh.
Shh.
Pablo: Come on.
Woman #1: I'm freaking out.
Woman #2: I'm gonna get a rose tonight for sure.
[ Laughs ] Just give me the bunch.
Let's just cut to the chase.
[ Siren wails in distance ] Woman #3: She was calling for Brady and saying that she better get a rose for her anxiety.
I mean, it was enough to freak me out that I didn't wanna watch any more of it.
Woman #4: I don't know if Brady knows what's going on right now, um, !if that would sway his decision out of sympathy, but I don't think he would keep her here -just because she panicked.
-Pablo: Ashley got kicked out?
Marie: Unh-unh.
Ashley's still in, but she's not the favorite anymore.
Pablo: Who's -- Who's the favorite?
-Marie: Pat.
-Pablo: Pat?
-Marie: I know.
-Pablo: That's weird.
Marie: No, Lauren got a rose, Chelsea, Amber, and, um, Kendall.
-Pablo: Kendall got a rose?
-Marie: Yeah.
-Pablo: That's weird.
-Marie: I like Kendall.
Woman #5: I think I was just a little overwhelmed.
I-I didn't know that you would bring up our conversation tonight and that you would cancel the cocktail party.
It just made me think, like, what did I say?
Pablo: Lisa got kicked out?
Marie: Yeah.
Woman #6: After she fainted or had her panic attack !or whatever it was, Kendall got some time with Chris.
Woman #5: Yeah, I'm okay.
Man: You look great.
Woman #5: Oh, gosh.
Woman #6: It just is not fair.
We had all been sitting around waiting, And, like, didn't know where he was, and then she just called him over again.
It's like, did you not have enough time in his hotel room?
Pablo: I guess Brady said she wasn't there -for the right reasons.
-Marie: Mm.
Woman #6: I think all of the !girls were trying to figure out like, what part of her is real and what part of this is, like, manipulative.
Pablo: I haven't seen you like in a week.
We keep missing each other.
Marie: I guess that's the way it is.
You know, you work nights, and I have to wake up early in the morning.
Pablo: [ Sighs ] Woman #6: Today's just been crazy.
First off, we're told there's gonna be no cocktail party.
And then Kendall had a fake panic attack.
-Pablo: [ Laughs ] -Marie: [ Laughs ] Woman #6: [ Sobbing mockingly ] Pablo: I bet you'd love if I did that to you, huh?
Marie: You wouldn't dare.
Pablo: [ Sighs ] Oh, man.
They didn't take out the trash again.
Marie: I don't know.
Pablo: That's weird, man.
Marie: Then take out the kitty litter.
Pablo: What?
Marie: Get started on the kitty litter.
Pablo: [ Breathes deeply ] Woman #6: We weren't gonna have a cocktail party.
I haven't had any time with him.
[ Objects clattering ] It would be devastating not to get a rose tonight.
-Woman #7: [ Sobbing ] -Marie: [ Laughs ] -Oh, these people are crazy.
-Pablo: What's going on?
Marie: Katelyn -- She threw a hissy fit.
Pablo: She what?
Marie: Katelyn -- She threw another hissy fit.
Pablo: [ Sighs ] Woman #7: If I get rejected tonight, I don't know if I'd ever be able to get over it.
Marie: Don't -- Don't throw that in there, please.
Pablo: I already did.
Marie: Okay.
You know I don't like smelling it.
Pablo: [ Sighs ] [ Door creaks closed ] Woman #6: None of that had happened.
And it's just -- it just feels very weird.
Pablo: Kendall got a rose.
Marie: Uh-huh.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
