[ Zipper closes ] Eddie: Don't make me beg, Jack.
Get up here.
-Jack: Eddie... -Eddie: Come on.
Some of Wendy's friends will be here.
Jack: What the hell does that mean?
Eddie: Take one of them up to the guest room and... use your imagination, man.
[ Intercom ringing ] Jack: Hold on a second.
Eddie: Jack, don't insult me.
Come up to the country.
Come on.
I know you got nothing else going on tonight.
I mean, come on.
Jack: Yeah, it's broken.
I'll be right down.
Yeah, I don't know, Eddie.
I'll think about it.
Eddie: Listen, we -- we miss you, man.
I got to run.
[ Dial tone ] Meghan: Hey, Jack.
How you doing?
Jack: Good.
Meghan: You're good with the kids tonight?
Jack: What does that mean?
Meghan: Well, just, I mean, like, where are you gonna be?
Jack: Wow, Meghan.
Really?
Meghan: Look, all I'm saying is that if you have a problem, I'll be at Don's.
Jack: Don's.
[ Engine starts ] Man: When her unprecedented birth was announced in February...
Girl: Are you gonna get in trouble for going to Eddie's?
Jack: What are you talking about?
Girl: Mnh-mnh-mnh.
Jack: It's gonna be a good time, okay?
So just don't worry about it.
There's gonna be a lot of kids to play with.
It's gonna be a fun time.
They have -- Jack Jr.: Yeah, but why would you keep it a secret?
Jack: Oh, my God.
I don't -- She'd be fine with it.
Don't worry about it.
It's -- Really.
[ Indistinct talking on radio ] Man: Good evening, Russ.
Yes, with hours still to go until midnight, excitement here in Times Square has already reached fever pitch.
And with relatively warm temperatures tonight, -organizers say around... -Jack: Here we go.
Man: ...a million people are expected to turn out.
While the rest of the world watched this on television... Eddie: Raah!
Girl: [ Screams ] Jack Jr.: What the heck is that?
Eddie: [ Laughs ] -Jack Jr.: Okay.
-Eddie: You brought the kids?
Jack: [ Laughs ] [ Up-tempo music playing, indistinct conversations ] Eddie: Hey, hey.
Kids, kids, the other kids are upstairs.
You guys -- You want to go meet them?
Have some fun.
All right?
Jack: Hey, whoa.
Where they going?
Eddie: Don't worry about it.
That's Jane.
Come on.
Let's go.
Don't worry about it.
Wendy: Jack.
Jack: Hey, Wendy.
-Wendy: You look good.
-Jack: Thanks.
Eddie: Just make sure everybody's got libations, huh, babe?
What do you want?
Jack: Uh...juice?
Eddie: Juice.
I'm really glad you made it tonight, Jack.
Welcome back to the club house.
Jack: Thanks.
Eddie: You know what?
Slap shots.
[ Liquid pouring ] For old times' sake.
Give it to me.
[ Slap ] [ Laughs ] All: 10...9... 8...7...6... 5...4...3....2...1!
Happy New Year!
[ Cheering ] Eddie: I'll be back.
Woman: Yes.
Yes, please.
Whoo!
[ Indistinct conversations ] Eddie: Let's go outside!
We got to make some noise!
[ Clanking ] All right.
Come on, guys.
[ Clanking continues ] [ Indistinct shouting ] Man: Happy New Year!
♪♪ [ Indistinct conversations ] Girl: [ Laughing ] Eddie: How much boxing experience you got, man?
Boy: Break his nose.
Eddie: Okay.
All right.
You ready?
You ready?
Come on.
Right here.
All right.
Listen up, you sewer rats.
First round is gonna be between Jack Jr. and Duane.
-Boy: Yeah, Duane!
-Duane: I'm a cowboy!
Eddie: Whoa, cowboy.
Remember, clean head shots.
We're gonna go 10 rounds on this one, all right, guys?
Ding, ding, ding, ding!
Let's get this...started!
All: Oh!
[ Mid-tempo music playing ] Wendy: Need something, babe?
Girl: I need -- I need air.
Wendy: So sweet.
We could go down to Florida, you know... Woman: I'll go with you.
All right.
[ Door closes ] [ Indistinct conversations ] Jennifer: Hey.
Jack: Hey.
Jennifer: I, um -- I remember you from last year.
I think we've -- we've met before.
-Jack: Yeah.
-Jennifer: Yeah.
-Jack: Yeah.
-Jennifer: No, I just -- Like, I noticed you were, like, down, and I get it.
I've been there.
-Jack: Well, I'm Jack.
-Jennifer: Hey, Jack.
Jennifer.
Cheers.
You know, you didn't have one, so I figured... Everything okay?
Jack: Hey, I-I don't want this.
Jennifer: Okay.
Can I get you anything else, or... Jack: Let's go up to the guest room.
Jennifer: Excuse me?
Jack: I don't need one of these to screw you.
E-Eddie told you to bring that over to me, didn't he?
Jennifer: No, no.
He didn't.
Girl: Daddy!
Daddy, come.
-Jack: What's going on?
-Jennifer: You got a kid.
-That's great.
That's great.
-Girl: Come on.
-Jack: What's going on?
-Jennifer: Nice.
Nice.
Jack: What's wrong, sweetie?
Eddie: Get up!
Come on.
-Come on!
Get up!
-Girl: Look.
[ Indistinct shouting ] Jack: Hey!
Hey!
What are you doing, man?
Eddie: Come on, Jack.
Jack: You okay?
You all right?
-You all right, buddy?
-Eddie: Come on, Jack.
Jack: Hey, back...man.
You taking my kids away from me, huh?
Eddie: You're out of your...mind.
Jack: What?!
Look!
Man, we got... responsibilities!
Eddie: Jack, I just wanted you to have a good time.
Girl: [ Retching ] Eddie: [ Laughs ] [ Urinating ] [ Zipper closes ] [ Car door closes ] Jack Jr.: Mom was right.
Jack: What?
Jack Jr.: You are a loser.
Girl: We're all losers.
Jack: [ Chuckles ] ♪♪