I Wanna Hone You

WHEN A CHISEL GETS THIS DULL... HA HA HA!

YOU REALLY NEED TO PUT IN SOME TIME TOGETHER.

OH, MY.

♪ YOU REALLY NEED A NEW EDGE, BABY ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN WORKING LIKE A WEDGE LATELY ♪ ♪ I WANT TO MAKE YOU SO KEEN, BABY ♪ ♪ SO WE CAN CUT SO VERY CLEAN, BABY ♪ ♪ THINGS ARE GETTING PRETTY DULL LATELY ♪ ♪ IT'S ABOUT TO DRIVE ME CRAZY ♪ ♪ SO YOU CAN TELL ME TRULY, ON THE LEVEL ♪ ♪ IS THERE A PROBLEM HAPPENING WITH YOUR BEVEL ♪ ♪ SO BE AN ANGEL WITH A SHINY GOLD HEART ♪ ♪ AND LET ME MAKE IT, BABY, OH, SO SHARP ♪ ♪ COME ON, BABY, WON'T YOU LET ME TRY ♪ ♪ AND DON'T MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO GRIND YOU ♪ ♪ YES, YES, I DO ♪ ♪ AND I WANT TO HOLD YOU ♪ ♪ YES, YES, I DO, YES, I DO ♪ ♪ YOU KNOW YOU'VE GOT A FEATHER EDGE LATELY ♪ ♪ IT'S LIKE A LITTLE METAL LEDGE, BABY ♪ ♪ I WANT TO GET YOU ON STONE, BABY ♪ ♪ UNTIL I GET YOU IN THE ZONE, BABY ♪ ♪ SO, HONEY, DARLING, IF I CAN DELIGHT YOU ♪ ♪ THEN I MUST GO NO-VOCK-YOU-LITE ♪ ♪ YOU ♪ ♪ I'VE GOT AN ARKANSAS I WANT TO SHOW YOU ♪ ♪ A PRETTY WHITE ONE, SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU ♪ ♪ NOW GET UP ON THAT LEATHER STROP, YOU ♪ ♪ JUST WON'T STOP, WON'T STOP ♪ ♪ AND LIKE THAT ANCIENT LINE OF EUCLID MUST DO ♪ ♪ I DON'T SEE NOTHING WHEN I LOOK RIGHT AT YOU ♪ ♪ THEN I SHARPEN IT AND SHOW YOU ♪ ♪ IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE I WANT TO GRIND YOU ♪ ♪ YES, YES, I DO ♪ ♪ AND I WANT TO HOLD YOU ♪ ♪ YES, YES, I DO ♪ ♪ AND I WANT TO GRIND YOU ♪ ♪ YES, YES, I DO ♪ ♪ AND I WANT TO HOLD YOU ♪ ♪ YES, YES, I DO, YES, I DO ♪ ♪ HOO ♪ ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ AW, YEAH.

WELL, I DO WANT TO DO BETTER, BUT I'VE GOT NO ONE TO BLAME BUT MYSELF.