"Under"

[Cell phone buzzing] [Woman moans] ♫ Tell me your weakness ♫ ♫ Oh, I keep it a secret ♫ ♫ Oh, come on, just one vice ♫ ♫ Okay, it's vodka on ice ♫ ♫ But then there's women on bikes ♫ ♫ Or just the women who straddle ♫ ♫ Oh, now, you are a handful ♫ ♫ I forgot about handfuls ♫ Is he dead or alive?

MAN: Nah, that's two questions.

Is he dead?

Technically, he did die once, but, no, he's not dead.

Is it Jesus?

No.

"Technically, he did die once"?

Okay, oh, my God, it's The Undertaker.

How the hell did you do that?

First of all, wrestling's not real, which makes him fictional.

And second of all, The Undertaker never died.

MAN: He's "dead man walking."

He was buried alive and then came back to life at SummerSlam.

You guessed it right.

Why do you -- Look out!

MAN: I got cups around here somewhere.

Freshly brewed coffee is not going to be much good if we don't get cups -- here we are.

Is there another road that connects to the Fox Cabin Paths?

Oh, you can't get through on the road.

Snow slide.

Be a few days.

Can we get to the Fox Cabin Path from here on the snowmobiles?

Yeah.

Yeah, you can get through.

You can leave your truck here.

I'll keep an eye on it for you if you like.

Need milk?

So, what are you going up to the Fox for?

Uh, well, my family, they have a -- It's time to clean up.

Not quite spring yet.

That's what I said.

My family owns a cabin up there, the Richardsons.

Tommy.

[Laughs] I haven't seen you since you were yea big.

Whoa, so you're married now?

-No.

-Yeah.

Well, we're not telling people, so shh, don't tell anyone.

Well, let me be the first to say congratulations.

A little something to take the nip out?

-No need.

-Yeah.

A dab.

Well, a little dab for the lady then.

Hmm.

It's a...shot of rum!

I'm not doing this anymore.

It's just a shot.

We're going home.

Okay, okay.

Co-- Come on, it's nothing!

I want to do this!

I don't believe you.

Why'd you tell him we were married?

You know, you said you would do -- Whatever it takes.

Please, I want to do this.

MAN: You make a right into the gorge when you see Camelback Mountain.

-Uh... -You can't miss it because, well, it looks like a camel.

And after that, it's pretty well straight through to the path.

[Knock on window] Ready?

Hey, what do you call a priest that worships his own scrotum?

I don't know, ballsy?

Sac-religious.

They all look like camel backs.

I thought camels only had one hump.

-Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

-What?

Ah!

That was like half ice!

[Screams] Ow!

Ow!

There is snow in my... -[Engine dies] -No!

[Engine stalls] What did you do?

I didn't do anything.

Maybe it's in the wrong gear.

It's not in the wrong gear.

I think it's the starter.

We're going to freeze to death.

Will you relax?

I'll be done in, like, an hour.

Let's just go.

Okay, go then.

Walk to the base of that mountain and through the plain.

It's almost a day's walk back to the truck.

We go in the morning.

Come.

Check it out.

WOMAN: MacGyver.

I did this in scouts as a kid.

[Laughs] What, are you going to get me in a Vulcan death grip?

Do the pledge.

Okay, well, it's not like that.

It's like -- like that.

[Both laughing] [Coughs, clears throat] -On my honor... -On my honor... -I will do my duty... -I will do my duty... -to God, my country... -to God, my country... -and Sydney Kryzinski.

-Hey!

[Laughs] -To help others -- -To help others -- read, Sydney Kryzinski -- at all times.

Especially when she swears for no...reason.

Ow.

[Laughs] And to keep myself and Sydney Kryzinski physically strong, strong as The Undertaker, and mentally fit... Um, physically strong -- Why did you stop?

What?

To keep myself strong and mentally fit, and to keep Sydney Kryzinski strong and mentally fit and make sure that she doesn't drink, -'cause then she'll do drugs.

-Enough!

No, it's really -- It's actually really not that hard.

You don't have to make a big deal about it.

I'm making a big deal?

I'm...sorry!

Okay, what?

[Rumbling] [Muffled screaming] Ah!

Ah!

[Screaming] -Don't.

-Tom, I cannot move!

Stop, stop, stop!

Don't do that!

Get me out of here!

Get me out!

Calm down, damn it!

Get me the f-- Okay.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

[Crying] TOM: Maybe it wastes oxygen.

I don't know.

SYDNEY: Then turn it off!

Syd, the headband.

What?

What?

[Gasping] Are you okay?

[Whimpering] TOM: We need to breathe calmly and figure it out.

SYDNEY: Oh!

Oh!

Sorry.

Ohh.

Keep trying.

Pack it to the side.

SYDNEY: I'm sorry, I don't know how.

How?!

I don't know!

SYDNEY: Oh, my God.

[Footsteps] [Whispers] Baby, baby.

[Coughs] Baby, listen, do you hear -- Tom?

Tom?

Huh?

SYDNEY: Shh.

I -- I think there's someone walking.

Hello?

Help!

Anyone!

Help!

TOM: We're trapped!

Help!

SYDNEY: Help!

Help!

Help!

[Tom coughing] Hey!

[Coughing] [Both gasping] Tom?

Tom?

I have a good Tom-joke.

Baby, listen.

Why did the girl decide to die?

Why?

That's not funny.

SYDNEY: No, it's a good one.

[Laughs] Why did the girl decide to die?

Why?

To get to the other side.

[Laughs] [Chuckles] That's so stupid.

[Sobbing] It's good, right?

You're going to have to dig out.

SYDNEY: No.

TOM: Please?

You have to dig.

SYDNEY: No, no, no, no.

I'm going to bury you.

I'm going to bury you.

[Crying] Listen, Syd, if you don't dig, we'll both die.

I'm not going to leave you.

I'm not going.

Uh, I can hold my breath.

Oh, God.

TOM: Remember that time at the lake, the underwater cave?

You didn't believe I -- I could do it.

We can make an air pocket.

I can take four or five breaths.

That's 10 minutes.

We heard the footsteps, we can't be that far under.

Baby, I'm -- I'm -- I'm really sorry.

Stop apologizing.

You have to get out of here.

SYDNEY: No.

Please.

Go.

Now.

Pass me the rope.

We have to try.

Whatever it takes.

[Sniffles] Hmm.

Hmm.

[Sydney crying] TOM: Go.

Go.

[Inhaling] [Sydney grunts] [Gasps] [Gasping] [Coughing] [Coughing] Hey!

[Screams] [Coughing] I promised!

I promised -- I came!

I promised -- I -- I came!

I came!

[Crying] No!

Please, please, please!

[Crying] Please.

Baby!

Baby!

Baby!

Oh, come on!

Come on!

[Crying] [Grunts] [Panting]